i am Nada Brahma

justin beiber made $45.6 trillion by reducing tweens to sobbing heaps of swine, in the past year. I made $5 discounting the tub of chapstick and the 2 goats I received for my services at the Yerwada Prison’s Psychiatric facility. Actually, thats a lie. Those bastards gave me zilch. Woe upon their black hearts. May they drop the soap right next to a hairy inmate with tendencies of frotteurism.
So, anyway, beiber can continue to live his life of love and laughter knowing that he now has enough money to construct a spiral staircase all the way to the top of the flame nebula. While I may not be able to shake my ribcage with an agility similar to his, I know more about the Halstead-Reitan Neuropsychological Battery than he ever will. On the flip side, I know less about Halstead-Reitan Neuropsychological Battery as compared to J.G. Beaumont. However, what does J.G Beaumont know about “breaking a beat”? I triumph that moose fucker with straight aces on that one.
So, essentially, I am the equilibrim that keeps this universal chaos systematic. I am the center of this trampoline and all of it is bouncing off of me.
It’s all about perspective, dear louts. Perspective. And I have tons and tons of it.